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Let's read lame jokes.....
Let's see....
How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic.
What do massage therapists eat for dinner?
Spa-ghetti.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
She wanted to be a nurse.
Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents(tense)."
Why did the baker rob the bank?
He needed the dough.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.
What did the potato ask the cow?
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
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Disclamer
Ini blog gua, Lu tak suka Lu Keluar.
Relek satu corner, Makan pisang
SIAPA GUA!!!
Nama Gua Fyr, Keturunan Bawean Kelahiran Singapura
Gua dah attached ngan wanita terunggul dalam hati gua
Guaa takder peminat dan sungguh tidak diminati ramai
Gua bukan Taufik Batisah, gua bukan Imran Ajmain
Gua LOVERBOY...hehehe
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